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Advice From a Country Farmer

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by Roy English

Dishing out witty one-liners and old-fashioned country logic the same way an old camp cook dishes out beans and biscuits, Roy English’s Advice from a Country Farmer is simply this―no-nonsense humor and wisdom from a country gentleman schooled in common sense and kindness.

• “Most farmers work only half a day; the other twelve hours they do other stuff.”

• “When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.”

• “Don’t skinny dip with snapping turtles.”